Punk VS Edge VS Glam VS Metal VS Pop.

So because of all the arguments that go on from music genres, I have tried to get everyone to see each other through each others eyes by putting them in a couple different scenarios. Check out what I got.

Scenario#1: Their drug of choice

Scenario#2: A conversation with their mother

Scenario#3: An explanation for their fashion choice

Scenario#4: Why they enjoy their music

　

Punk Rock:

Scenario#1: Any of them. I don’t give a fuck.

Scenario#2: Mother: sweetie, --“I don’t give a fuck.” Mother: you didn’t even let me-- “I said I don’t give a fuck.”

Scenario#3: Same reason I don’t wear deodorant, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK.

Scenario#4: Cause it’s off time, since they don’t give a fuck.

Metal

Scenario#1: Weed and alcohol. At the same time.

Scenario#2: Mother: TAKE OUT THE TRASH! Metalhead: Whoa ma! That’s an awesome song name, why didn’t I think of that.(puff puff pass)

Scenario#3: Man it’s like you gotta support you know? Like there’s so many people saying, ”cut your hair, get a job, get a girlfriend” and stuff like that. But it’s like why man, I play guitar, that’s like a full time job in itself. And chics dig bad boys you know.

Scenario#4: Most chics see how fast my fingers move on my guitar, and assume that my penis can move that fast too.

Straight Edge:

Scenario#1: Fuck drugs. I hate how people destroy their brains with that shit. I hate it so much that I’ll punch anyone’s fucking brains who does that. So stop talking to me if you do, you fucking junkie. Straight Edge for life!

Glam

Scenario#1: Cocaine

Scenario#2: Mother: Sweetie, have you seen my curling iron?

Scenario#3: The sunset strip is full of gays, so you need to look as much like a woman to get women, and to avoid guys sniffing your butt hole.

Scenario#4: When girls hear you listen to glam, they think, ”Wow, this guy is a badass rocker, but with a sensitive side, and I can borrow his clothes and make-up.”

Pop

Scenario#1: If Lindsay Lohan is doing it, I’m doing it.

Scenario#2: Mother: Hey honey, how’s the music business treating you? Pop star: Exactly how you set it up for me mommy.

Scenario#3: Uh, I dunno, my tour manager said this would get the most attention.

Scenario#4: Cause it makes me look like a slut, and that sells albums, right?