Now for anyone who is dyslexic, i hope you didn't still click on this link thinking it said,"Bury a dildo in me when I die," because that would be innapropriate and disgusting. That being said, there has always been a hype about what is to become of your body when you "leave it."
Only thing is i don't think you actually leave your body. You probably just become one of the living cells in your body and have to go to war with all the maggots that are trying to destroy your new home. It'd be like a zombie apocalypse, minus the shotguns and swords. No wonder that's why people think you go to hell when you die.
Anyway, many people like to have an open casket, and have their wife/girlfriend and families mourn over them. My main problem with an open casket is that it's like an open bar except that you don't get excited for it, or I hope not. Others choose to be cremated and have their ashes put on their kids mantel piece right where their grandkids have or will piss themselves on. I don't like the idea of being pissed on, or being attacked by maggots, so I have at long last decided what I want done with my body.
I would like to be cremated, and then creamed upon. Reducing my body to ash is a fine idea, cause even when I'm six feet under, I know my six incher is still gonna want to be under some panties. In order to accomplish this, I want to have my ashes put into a glass dildo, so my wife can still fuck me. And why a glass dildo you ask? Because if made right it could also be a bong, so she could be sucking me off too.
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