Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Lyrics That make Me Vomit


Lyrics that make me vomit

Lyrics in music in my opinion should be an art form in themselves that reflect the person writing them. There are so many half-assed, that is if any assed words being sung right now it makes me sick. That being said I’m well aware that they are selling records and making money, but in my argument they are also making our world more illiterate. All music aside, these are just a few of the lyrics that I despise and why.

“Starships are meant to fly, hands up and touch the sky. Can’t stop cause we’re too high, let’s  do this one more time.” -Nikki Minaj
Nikki Minaj sounds like she’s being punched in the voice box while she sings, and her way with words would confirm the fact that her fourth grade poetry teacher gave up on her(or whoever wrote her lyrics). Also she says “let’s do this one more time.” Five choruses later and she’s still saying it.


“We fell in love in a hopeless place.”-Rihhana
This one is not targeting Rihhana specifically, but more the repetitiveness in the words being written. She says this line 16 times in a three minute song. I understand you fell in love in a hopeless place, and that’s super sad ’n’ all, but how many times did that happen? Slut.


“Goo goo goo, ga ga ga, that’s all I have to say to you.”-The Police
Maybe there is some hidden meaning behind this song, but it sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me. Correct me if I’m wrong. Please.

 
“You know I love you, I’ll always be true. In my heart there is a fire, it is you I desire. If you will be my girl, I will give you the world.” -Unoriginal Asshole
I feel like I’m the only one who is sick of hearing the same rhymes over and over again. There are 171,476 words in the English dictionary, only four of those have been deemed unable to rhyme, so stop using the same 20.

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